10 ways to know you're a cowgirl

10 Ways to Know You’re a Cowgirl

There are at least 10 sure ways to know if you’re a cowgirl. Some of them have nothing to do with horses. I used to teach high school. Luckily it wasn’t a foregin notion to some of my students that a teacher could be a cowgirl. But some of them would look at me real funny and say, “I can’t believe you’re a cowgirl you don’t drive a truck. Well, no most of the years I drove my hour commute to school, I drove a Toyota Camry, Some days, if you looked in the trunk, you’d find a saddle going to the repair shop or a couple of sacks of grain and blocks of salt that I had picked up in the morning before class.

Someone at work tells you that you have hay in your hair.

It’s always not until after lunch, WHY?

All your jeans wear out in the same place, your butt. You wear them anyway.
The only sewing you do is the repair of your horse blankets.
Do this outside or your house will smell like a stall for days

You shop for clothes at the feed store.
You don’t pay for a pedicure so you can pay the horseshoer.

You know the drive-thrus where you won’t get stuck with your horse trailer.
If the trailer won’t fit.,ride thru

You wash your horses tail with your expensive shampoo and conditioner or vice-versa.

You are more comfortable going pee in the trailer with your horses than using a porta-potty.

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You pick out something you want at the feed store (tell the person that works there) because you know that’s where your cowboy is getting your birthday present when he forgets.